May 2013
i am three years behind in my math homework
centaurs-other-testicle:
japert:
Friends with mean and overprotective parents
when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out
Being the friend with overprotective parents
crrocs:
*fakes own death to avoid school*
benedicts-doublechins:
Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
fffcuk:
fffcuk:
my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao
tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons
rneerkat:
andronious:
rneerkat:
a canoe and a kayak fall in love: it is a forbidden rowmance
Sounds like a beautiful…ship.
no
titaniumbutt:
you may be the
but i am the
epic-humor:
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
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ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
dreamwurks:
hacheload:
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
westbor0baptistchurch:
is full of these pokepuns.
maxterbate:
maxterbate:
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
tupacabra:
if you ever feel like nobody cares that you’re alive don’t pay your bills for a month or so
thereallifeoftheamericanteenager:
oneboredjeu:
nerdfithers:
nerdfithers:
i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
aboutagrohl:
moist-grunge:
TEAR AND TIER ARE PRONOUNCED THE SAME BUT TEAR AND TEAR ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY
im glad english is my first language because if i had to learn it as a second language id jump off a bridge
castielhasthephoneb0x:
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
dalestuckies:
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
epic-humor:
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
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gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
vinoxe:
egberts:
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE?
nah
turtwink:
all this weight ive gained is going to my breasts looks like im going to need a
everyday: i need new clothes
lordoftheinternet:
*european bloggers blog about eurovision*
*american bloggers blog about not knowing what eurovision is*
*australian bloggers are probably asleep idk what time is it there*
nickiminiall:
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?
nageimakoto:
rabioheab:
mom, dad… i’m… i’m white
meladoodle:
meladoodle:
when boys smile, i die
oh…
knightscrest:
SOMEONES ON MY BLOG GOTTA ACT NATURAL
