February 2012
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
My mother and I were changing the words to Adele's...
Mom: Kristie, what soda do you want, Pepsi?
Me: Yeah... Wait. NEVER MIND I WANT SOME MOUNTAIINN DEWWW.
*few minutes later*
Me: Ma, which vegetable do you want?
Mom: I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST BROCCOLI TOOOOOOO.
*few minutes later*
Mom: Hey, get out the list.
Me: why... So we DON'T FORGET MEAT, I BEG
Mom: I'LL REMEMBER CAUSE YOU SAID
Me: SOMETIMES WE GROCERY SHOP AND SOMETIMES WE EAT OUT INSTEAD
Mom: *pretends to sob*
The first time I go into someones house:
smile4meh:
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
☺More Laughs Here.
When the teachers says "you can have the last 10...
The nerds are like:
The cool kids are like:
The rest of the class is like:
and then theres me:
☺More Laughs Here.
The creator of Google Translator must have been...
smile4meh:
Dragonstuck
akuno-sexual:
virgin-mother-grub:
agehachou:
thatspider8itch:
god damn
ooooooooo
OH MY GAWD YEEEEEEESSS
That moment of disappointment when a comment on...
most-awkward-moments:
I'm not so much angry as I am upset. So much hard...
3 tags
My lemon juice tastes like sugary water. :c
Typical problem with buying online:
the-absolute-best-memes:
Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
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epic-humor:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
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