my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret
Reblog all of my selfies for a chance to win an iPhone 5!
exit the womb they said
life will be great they said
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
What is the opposite of a restaurant?
i hope you get arrested for this joke
i think i need to get arworked
the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays