egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined

hitlersbreastmilk:

hello mr president i would like to buy america for 4 goats

thegestianpoet:

llcruelj:

so what is the purpose of a fandom again

porn and sadness 

sluttyoliveoil:

sluttyoliveoil:

what does the teen boy say after murdering a man

haha no homo(cide)

lolminoot:

Mom I can’t look punk rock with you standing next to me

poopflow:

poopflow:

i just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the antarctic

now i have a licence to krill.

trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

I check in showers for murderers but I don’t know what I’d do if I found one

sodamnrelatable: